Thursday, March 19, 2009

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?

The difference between preschool humor and 2-year-old humor, after being told the classic banana/orange joke, is as follows:

Roxi:
Knock knock! (Who's there?)
Grape! (Grape who?)
Knock knock! (Who's there?)
Grape! (Grape who?)
Knock knock! (Who's there?)
Grape! (Grape who?)
Knock knock! (Who's there?)
Bowl! (Bowl who?)
Bowl you glad I didn't say grape? (pause) Get it!?

Gib:
Knock knock! (Who's there?)
Banana! (Banana who?)
Banana said banana! (pause) HAHAHAHAHA!

1 comments:

Patricia said...

knock knock
who's there?
Dick and Jimmy
Dick and Jimmy who?
Dick em up and jimmy the money.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everything seems funny when you're locked up tight in Yemen!